NO FUN ALLOWED IN THE BIG APPLE
That's the impression I get from talking with the Gabby Cabby, New York City cab driver and longtime pal of mine, Peter Franklin. The Gabman will be joining me this afternoon (Thursday) at 4:35 right after Puffman Musical Trivia. The driver of the big yellow taxi has a true tale about four people arrested for eating doughnuts in a playground. I also found out that it's against the law for New York City residents to remove, kill, or damage a street or park tree. Two New Yorkers got nabbed for chopping down a ginkgo tree with an axe! They were apparently trying to steal a bike. If this isn't the limit, the New York Division of Cemeteries has ordered animal cemeteries to stop burying the ashes of humans next to the dogs, cats and birds that are buried there. People cemeteries have tight jaws because they are losing business. New York, New York...you might have to say it twice because it's so nice, but it sounds like one crazy place to live. I guess it must be or why else would Peter Franklin be living there. See you at 4:35 this afternoon for the Gabman.