Dan Seitz
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you’re wrong. It’s not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
Newborn Deer Video Is Not An April Fools’ Day Prank
Amid all the jokes and pranks being played on April Fool’s Day, it’s nice to take a moment and remember that there are still plenty of videos of cute animals. We thought we’d take a break from pranks and show you this adorable newborn deer. Because it might be the cutest thing on the Internet right now.
How To Make Parkour Tougher? Do It With a Bike!
Parkour is, of course, people performing gymnastics in urban environments, and also a dead fad. How do we revive this dying fad? By doing it on a bicycle, of course!
Video Celebrates Life of Beloved Chemistry Professor
Chemistry is widely seen as a high school chore. Why do we have to learn acids and bases, reactions, stoichiometry…when are we going to use this?
When we want to be awesome, that’s when. As this video, collecting the chemistry demonstrations of Professor Paul Hunter of Michigan State University, shows us.
Man Plays Duet With Whips and Harmonica
We could try and describe this, but it’s pretty much impossible. It’s a man, a harmonica, and two whips. And he makes music.
The New ‘Prometheus’ Trailer Looks Even More Like ‘Alien’
One of the big statements director Ridley Scott has made about his upcoming horror thriller “Prometheus” is that it’s got almost nothing whatsoever to do with the first “Alien” movie.
Aside from, as this trailer tells us, like, everything.
Which Batmobile Would Win In a Race?
There are many important questions in life. Why are we here? What’s life all about?
If the 1989 Batmobile and the 1966 Batmobile got in a race, who would win? Now, we have an answer.
Kermit Serves As Political Analyst On The Colbert Report
We don’t often get into politics here on theFW, mostly because those guys don’t need us to make fun of them; they do a great job of that on their own. That, however, will not stop Stephen Colbert from asking everybody on his show about the current political situation. Even if they’re Kermit the Frog.
Man Scans Ants Eating His Scanner
The term “bug”, in computer lingo, comes from one of the first computer errors, where the computer operator literally found a cockroach in its guts. Since then, “bugs” tend to be programming errors, and insects largely stay out of computers. Unless you put them in there deliberately, like Francois Vautier.
Facebook Rats Out Man With Two Wives
Sadly, he did not live in St. Ives, but Alan O’Neill did, in fact, have two wives. The really sad thing, though, is that it wasn’t because he was cheating. He had two wives because he was lazy and passive aggressive.
Whitney Houston Dead at 48
Whitney Houston, the only artist to ever have seven consecutive #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100, died tonight, according to a statement from her representative. She was 48.
10 Awesomely Creative Thanksgiving Centerpieces [PICTURES]
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While you may assume that Thanksgiving is all about food, it's also a great time to show off your craft-y side. Creating fun centerpieces is a great way to put your own individual stamp on your Thanksgiving table. (Y
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