Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
Jo Pincushion
What to Say to Trick-or-Treaters Without a Costume
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see.
However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know th
10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds.
Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki
10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn't just about candy and haunted houses—it's about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children.
Or ... you could traumatize them. Let's not forget, Halloween is also about playing ma
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird.
Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.