Make Me Laugh

He can, & he will tonight! He's Tomas Kubinek, & he's appearing at the Orpheum Theatre, tonight (Tues) in Conrad. Kubinek's internationally acclaimed solo performances play jampacked theaters around the world. He's known as the Physical Poet & Verbal Acrobat! Needless Risk-Taker, Professor of Fantastically Useless Inventions, Arduous Advocate of The Commonplace Miracle, Certified Lunatic & Master of the Impossible! I guess after that, the man needs no introduction. Kubinek, will be my special guest this afternoon (Tues) at 2:30, on the Puff Man Show...(as soon as I learn how to pronounce his name.) He was proclaimed International Grand Champion of Housefly-Catching, beating competitors from 12 different nations. You'll kick the slats out of your cradle tonight at 7, at the Orpheum. Tickets for adults are being presold NOW at Olson's  Drugs, & Healthy Dragon, in Conrad. There's FREE admission for students & children, & I can see why...Tomas Kubinek's a great role model. You can see him tonight at 7, at the Orpheum, & hear him at 2:30, this afternoon on the Puffman Show. Who knows, perhaps Kubinek, was the inventor of Rubik's Cube. The names do "sound" alike.