I stumbled across this article, one of many that are out there about proper office behavior. Still, it wouldn't surprise me that you have at least one person in your office that says things like these. (Not you, of course.) It's a good refresher course in what shouldn't be said in today's workplace rife with rules and consequences.

P.S.: I came across a number of interesting articles at this Man of the House website. Might be worth spending a little time there!